Maybe the egg yolks made him do it.

"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
09/27/2016 at 11:13 • Filed to: None

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I could make some joke about Nazis and Porsche, but that horse is ground cheval by now.

Thank goodness no one was killed.

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DISCUSSION (44)

TheHondaBro > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/27/2016 at 11:17

Oh a white guy. Everyone calm down, he’s not Middle-Eastern. /s

For Sweden > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/27/2016 at 11:19

Never trust...

Texans

Lawyers

Porsche Drivers

All of the above

Pick one.

ttyymmnn > For Sweden
09/27/2016 at 11:20

We can’t let the lawyers win. Oh, wait....

TheHondaBro > For Sweden
09/27/2016 at 11:25

Never trust:

Sweden

People who commemorate Sweden in their internet screen names

Pick three

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/27/2016 at 11:26

Maybe he was egged on.

Don’t worry. I’ll show myself out.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden
09/27/2016 at 11:26

Well, my niece and nephews were raised there and are Texans by all accounts (unless Austin doesn’t count) and my dad was a Porsche driver back in the day (356 B Super 90), so I’ll go with “B” (sorry, Mr. Lehto).

For Sweden > TheHondaBro
09/27/2016 at 11:27

I pick the last one

DipodomysDeserti > TheHondaBro
09/27/2016 at 11:27

“The motivation appears to be a lawyer whose relationship with his law firm just went bad,” Turner told reporters .

Yeah, because who doesn’t get dress up in Nazi military fatigues, grab their Tommy gun, fill the front seat of their Porsche with .45 ACP, and go on a shooting rampage when business is bad? This is Texas, guys!

-Mayor Turner

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
09/27/2016 at 11:29

Apparently, the heavy yolk of his high-stress life was too great a burden to bear.

EL_ULY > TheHondaBro
09/27/2016 at 11:31

lol!!!

PS9 > TheHondaBro
09/27/2016 at 11:32

Never Trust:

Hondas

Bros

Harambes

November every 4 years or so

Lexus SC400s

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/27/2016 at 11:33

I guess he was just feeling too scrambled.

TheHondaBro > DipodomysDeserti
09/27/2016 at 11:36

I just don’t understand why you guys are getting so bent out of shape. Poor guy just had some business problems and took his anger out through his guns. He was probably looking out for filthy Mooslims (which as we all know is a skin color and not the largest religion in the world). We regret that he had to be killed before we could set up a GoFundMe page to help him out. We didn’t even find out if he was good at swimming or not.

TheHondaBro > PS9
09/27/2016 at 11:37

Well I choose not to trust the idea that the Playstation will exist for five more iterations.

PS9 > TheHondaBro
09/27/2016 at 11:39

That’s true. They become sentient after the 5th one and self-iterate. Humans won’t be around much longer after that.

On a side note, you should probably be looking for a way to leave this planet before 2045 or so.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > TheHondaBro
09/27/2016 at 11:41

“White” is a pretty amorphous distinction, but his dad’s name is Prakash, so Indian, right? Regardless, I get your point. I can’t imagine being an American of Middle Eastern descent and getting lumped in with the few fanatics that are trying to make us fear our fellow citizens and others just seeking a better life for their families and trying to turn us all against each other.

TheHondaBro > PS9
09/27/2016 at 11:41

I already have one. It involves a HondaJet, SpaceX, and some thermite.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
09/27/2016 at 11:43

Completely fried, even. He should’ve shelled out for a vacation before he cracked.

Berang > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/27/2016 at 11:43

It’s always a mystery to me why people who seem to be pretty well off feel like the whole world is against them, and they have to lash out.

Like that guy who flew his plane into the IRS building here a few years ago because hr perceived them to be taking all his money. But he owned his own plane... I guess a complete lack of perspective and humility will do it?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/27/2016 at 11:44

Coming up with these puns just eggshausts me

DipodomysDeserti > TheHondaBro
09/27/2016 at 11:47

And we all know Swastikas are a sign of peace in many cultures, and are in no way meant as a symbol of terror. Just like the Confederate Flag.

Batman the Horse > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/27/2016 at 11:53

Can we not discuss ground-up horse, please? Total trigger for me and my kind.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
09/27/2016 at 12:16

Maybe you should souffle down.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Berang
09/27/2016 at 12:20

I don’t get it. I mean, he’s hurting complete strangers! If he just wanted to die and wasn’t man enough to do it himself so resorted to “death by cop”, there’s ways to do that without hurting anyone else...

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Batman the Horse
09/27/2016 at 12:21

Please forgive me. Would ground “chicken of the cave” be preferable?

Berang > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/27/2016 at 12:27

Well if he just wanted death by cop he wouldn’t need nazi stuff either. He may have been genuinely crazy/delusional, as much as people act like that’s a cop-out these days, it is sometimes the truth of it.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Berang
09/27/2016 at 12:38

Or the Tommy gun... Man, it’s pretty amazing that this ended with no innocents dead.

Yeah, he was pretty clearly out of his gourd. Chemical imbalances in the brain are a real thing.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/27/2016 at 16:19

Did he have a carry permit? Seriously.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
09/27/2016 at 16:20

I thought there was more to you than this. You are an empty shell.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/27/2016 at 16:21

The cops shot him but he fell over easy.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
09/27/2016 at 16:23

I’ll just come to Oppo and poach all of the good puns.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
09/27/2016 at 16:26

Nah. I’m a sucker for a good pun.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
09/27/2016 at 16:28

“Federal agents confirm Desai bought the two guns found at the scene legally years ago. He also had a concealed handgun license.”

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
09/27/2016 at 16:29

I just wander around in a Holland daze.

Me, too. But why do people groan at a good pun? Where does that resp0nse come from?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/27/2016 at 16:30

Now, I ask you: what gun legislation currently proposed -- or in force -- would have prevented this?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
09/27/2016 at 16:38

I wonder if he’d visited a psychiatrist... I’m not saying that everyone who does should have their 2nd amendment rights revoked, but there has to be a way for mental health professionals to wave the red flag if they see someone is dangerously close to the breaking point and if they they a person might hurt themselves or others.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/27/2016 at 16:40

You go to your physician and he prescribes you a low dose of Lexapro. Does he report that to the government so that you are added to the list of citizens on antidepressants? The No Carry List?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
09/27/2016 at 16:57

I don’t know. What’s your solution to prevent people who are clinically insane from using their legally owned firearms and ammunition in insane ways?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/27/2016 at 17:21

I do not pretend to have even a remote clue of an answer to that question. I think that what you said earlier about a “red flag” was perfectly reasonable. But I also think that it would open a Pandora’s box and some Liberal would try to have folks’ firearms taken away for taking Lexapro. So I don’t know. And I hope I am not sounding like one extreme or another because I am not. I am a Democrat who practices a traditionally conservative religion. I also enjoy firearms. Even though I’d likely never carry, if I could obtain one, I’d go and get a CCW just so I could if I ever wanted to.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
09/27/2016 at 17:27

There has to be some reasonable space in the middle that all reasonable people can agree on. Unfortunately, it seems that reasonable people are at a severe shortage in the political sphere these days.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
09/27/2016 at 17:46

Pre-cisely. In all of it, and I’ve said it several times here on Oppo, I am happy that FINALLY, the police are beginning to be held accountable for their performance and behavior on the streets. That’s the one good thing that I can think of. And it’s very good.

Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud > DipodomysDeserti
09/27/2016 at 18:07

you forgot the /s... after the confederate flag part....

DipodomysDeserti > Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud
09/27/2016 at 18:21

If Opponauts need the /s, then I’ve severely overestimated us.

Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud > DipodomysDeserti
09/27/2016 at 20:23

well, it is the interwebs... LMAO